16 Oct 2009 :: Add Confusion
Most of the time I like to pretend that most things don't confuse me, but when I think about it, I decide that it is in fact horribly confusing and wish I had never thought it initially.
Recently, I had the good fortune to be around a girl recently when she changed into her shoes and I was quite pleased the result in the process. This was something I was just beginning to understand some three years ago, was reaffirmed by Ems putting on her shoes and set in stone by the most recent case; I like girl's shoes.
Not girl's feet. By any measure, they are the second least attractive feature on an average girl. It is their shoes.
Not just any random selection of shoes. I do find women's shoes to be somewhat cute because they are so freakishly small for someone masquerading as an adult. The shoes I love are the ones that most closely resemble ballerina shoes. They are perfectly feminine.
Which makes said girl shoes listing somewhere just outside of my top ten of confusing things in life, right before, "Why is Twilight popular," and right after "Mormons."
And the question is, "Why do I like girl shoes?" |
