6 Oct 2009 :: World's Worst
I've been on an indoor soccer team for roughly a year. I'm unforgivably terrible and have been consistently so for a fairly long time. For me, this is a bit of a blow to my hubris, as I have a perspective that rather flatters my athletic abilities.
Tonight I probably mailed in the most embarrassing game in a long time. I like the fact that I can bring that to the table for my team, and I'm especially glad that the team puts up with my blatant squandering of the team's talent.
To add insult to injury, my favorite soccer shorts have developed a hole in the crotch. I've loved these shorts for hundreds of soccer and running hours and their simple elegance and fit provoke a feeling of love, and now they are marred.
Much like my Hanes boxer briefs. I'm picky about undies because I bring an odd body type to the table. I like them to be sleek for athletic events, like soccer or biking, as it reduces the chance of chafing. Additionally, I require no fly, as that can cause problems in said athletic events.
To my dismay, these brilliant models of Hanes have been discontinued some years in the past, so I have worn them over and over and over again and they have so many holes that they have become the next of kin to crotchless panties. |
