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19 Jul 2009  ::  Reality Check
The last blog reeked of social responsibility and I feel like I need to atone for the misstep, and so let me lead into this next segment, as it will correct the general opinion of myself.

Joe and I decided we would watch "Bruno." Going to watch a movie is never as simple as that, of course, so we met an hour before on the VRC bridge to shoot the breeze and kick back a couple beers.

Beer have an effect similar to 20 oz. (where does the 'z' come from?) of coffee and we soon had to use the restroom, with none in the immediate area. As Joe and I are fairly retarded, we soon pitched the idea of the well traversed bridge as the platform for urinating.

After a brief and disjointed discussion about the moral implications, we both whipped out and faced in slightly different directions to keep an eye on incoming pedestrians.

It wasn't long before Joe shouted a warning and we had to cut it off early, leading to a bit of leakage once repackaged. We were unable to complete the work until about ten minutes later at the cinema.

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I think there is genius in the fact that both of you were acting as lookouts for the other. I think this is clear evidence against retardation.

I also find it to be a superhuman feat to cut off early. Once you break the seal, the tank empties! I don't even want to think about your repackaging efforts.

Comment added on 19 Jul 2009 by Broin Law

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