1 Jul 2009  ::  80's Night
WTB: A female dance partner for the occasional 80's Night. Must be able to dance for two straight hours, enjoy laughing and preferably dating someone and not interested in me. Being able to stomach the sweat and smells of John Henry's and me.

Do you need help finding a replacement for me?

Comment added on 1 Jul 2009 by Emily

I know someone who dresses like a girl sometimes and fits all your criteria. Does that count?

Comment added on 1 Jul 2009 by Jeremy

Yes, I'll miss your dance move, Ems.

Jeremy, you are not helpful.

Comment added on 2 Jul 2009 by Paul