4 Jun 2009 :: hammurabi's code
Rule 1:
Birds suck. I was biking into campus today and I felt a weird downward flick on my head. A quick check while riding confirmed that a bird had indeed A-bombed my head, shoulder and backpack. However, as I was riding at the time, I absolutely forgot about it and arrived in class to have a girl ask if a bird took a dump on my head.
Rule 2:
Humidity sucks. If I wanted to live in the southeast, I certainly would have made the decision to do so. I did not, so when I got home this afternoon, there was not a dry spot on my shirt and I probably had enough sweat streaming down my back that Phelps could have used it to practice his backstroke.
Rule 3:
Medical Professionals suck. I haven't had much luck with doctors giving me helpful anything. I have now expanded that to include the pharmacist who recommended hydrocortisone to treat my poison oak. Not only did I continue to itch like mad, but it didn't get better. I'm trying a different method now, but the only the pharmacist helped me with is the spread of the poison oak. |
