9 Apr 2009  ::  I love me some breakfast sandwiches.
It is entirely true, and I love all types because God apparently made bread and eggs to go together. I managed about three hours of sleep last night, but having just polished off one, I am prepared to face the day.

Recently, a study has found that one third of the Leatherback turtle population has plastic somewhere in their digestive tract, which has confirmed what the study sought out to prove: turtles are stupid. Additionally, the study has also found that turtles have something in common with the average 4 year old.

Which is a good jumping point to the fatty-mcfat-fats that our wee ones are now. Not only are they helping the American body type begin to resemble a bowling ball, but this generation will be lucky to have the average lifespan in the 70's. At this point I'd endorse a diet that is one third plastic.

thank goodness we took away recess and p.e. in most of our schools. it will be great to have a math and english proficient country that lives to 70 and dies due to obesity/diabetes/cardiac conditions/etc...

life isn't just about math and english. culture is derived from so much more and that's why sports, drama, music, p.e., health and so on are so important. but we just replace those programs with vending machines full of sugary soda pop.

i'm not biased at all on this topic.

stupid turtles

Comment added on 9 Apr 2009 by kev kev

Even with all the vending machines selling junk food, there were only one or two bowling balls in my graduating class of a modest 175. I say have a vending machine that only sells bits of plastic instead of soda, let's strengthen our species by really weeding out the stupid without resorting to explicit eugenics.

Comment added on 10 Apr 2009 by Emily

A Hawaiian child (see my most recent blog posting) came with his family to my place of "work" the other day. He was maybe five, and was about 80% as wide as he was tall. Literally. I measured. All he could do was whine about needing ice cream, pressing his greasy Polynesian hands up against my freshly-cleaned glass. When he left, they went and fed him ice cream. This conclusively proves what I've long suspected about Hawaiians: Islanders are stupid.

Comment added on 16 Apr 2009 by Liir